Bobby Brown by Frank Zappa CAPO 2 ------ C Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown Am They say I'm the cutest boy in town Dm7 My car is fast, my teeth are shiney G I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney C Here I am at a famous school Am I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool Dm7 I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my paper G Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her F Oh God I am the american dream Em Am I do not think I'm too extreme Dm7 G And I'm a handsome son of a bitch I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich C Women's liberation Am Came creeping all across the nation Dm7 I tell you people, I was not ready G When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddy C She made a little speach then Am uuh, she tried to make me say when Dm7 She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick G I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick F Oh God I am the american dream Em Am I do not think I'm too extreme Dm7 G And I'm a handsome son of a bitch C So I went out and bought me a leisure suit Am I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute Dm7 Got a job doing radio promo G And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo C Eventually me and a friend Am Sort of drifted along into S&M Dm7 I can take about an hour on the tower of power G As long as I gets a little golden shower F Oh God, I am the american dream Em Am With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream Dm7 G And I'll do anything to get ahead I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred" F Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic Em Am Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic F G And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now, I'm going down F G And my name is Bobby Brown Watch me now, I'm going down